did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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