I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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