i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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