Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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