he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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