Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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