I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
