i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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