We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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