i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I cut my penus on the lid.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Alive.
So much puke
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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