In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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