Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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