Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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