i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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