You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
