tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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