I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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