what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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