I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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