on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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