sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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