apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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