I want to walk on stilts...naked
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You need Xanax blowdarts
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I'm always down for nudity.
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