Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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