I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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