Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
birth control should be required to get into college
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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