Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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