take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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