I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
