It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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