Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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