she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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