I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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