I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
