my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
i out mim tonsoeep
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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