I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I will be naked everywhere
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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