please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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