I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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