Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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