I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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