GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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