I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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