wat bout pragnant strippers??
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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