too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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