Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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