Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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