He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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