Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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