that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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