My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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